POV: you come home and she's ready for reconciliation sex 😳

Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

Need a secretary with fucking and sucking skills? Oh, I'm a match 💯

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

I come in her mouth, I'll get a failing grade

Fuck me, like I'm your girlfriend, but for gifts, I'll be like a kept woman